Spread joy and laughter this Veterans Day, celebrated on November 11th, by sharing hilarious Veterans Day memes and light-hearted humor with all. Let’s celebrate this day of appreciation with smiles, and what better way than through clean Veterans Day jokes that are perfect for sharing on this special occasion. Whether it’s the army, navy, air force, or marine corps, these funny military one-liners and jokes are sure to bring a smile to everyone’s face.
🎉 “Why did the soldier bring a ladder to Veterans Day? Because he heard the stakes were high! 😄🏆 #VeteransDayHumor”
🤣 “Why did the military chef go to therapy? He had too many ‘raw’ emotions! Happy Veterans Day with a side of laughter! 🍔🤣 #MREmotions”
😂 “What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray? A seasoned veteran! Wishing you a seasoned Veterans Day filled with chuckles! 🌶️😄 #SeasonedHumor”
🇺🇸 “Why did the marine bring a pencil to Veterans Day? In case he had to draw his weapon! Let’s draw some smiles on this special day! 🖋️🎨 #DrawingLaughs”
🌟 “What did the air force pilot name his twin sons? Tom and Jerry! Here’s to the sky-high humor on Veterans Day! ✈️🤣 #TwinJokes”
😄 “Why did the sailor join the math club after retiring? He wanted to add to his skills! Enjoy some ‘sum’ humor this Veterans Day! 📚➕ #MathClubLaughs”
🎈 “Why did the military marching band go to therapy? They had too many ‘beats’ to work through! March to the rhythm of laughter this Veterans Day! 🥁😂 #MarchingLaughs”
🤣 “Why don’t soldiers ever play hide and seek? Good camouflage, but they always get ‘caught’ up in it! Sending you a camouflage of laughter on Veterans Day! 🍃🤪 #HideAndSeekFun”
🎖️ “Why did the veteran apply for a job at the bakery? He kneaded a new mission! Celebrate Veterans Day with a ‘dough-tastic’ sense of humor! 🥖🤣 #BakeryLaughs”
😆 “Why did the army recruit take a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house! Cheers to a funny Veterans Day celebration! 🍻🏠 #DrinksAndLaughs”
Let’s celebrate Veterans Day with a touch of humor and a whole lot of laughter. These funny Veterans Day memes and jokes are the perfect way to bring smiles to the faces of our heroes in the army, navy, air force, and marine corps. May these light-hearted moments add an extra layer of joy to this special day of appreciation! 🎉🇺🇸😄
Best Funny Veterans Day Jokes, Funny Messages
“Thanking all the veterans on Veterans Day. It is because of you that we can watch movies on war sitting at home.”
“On the occasion of Veterans Day, we must remember that service and not sales are what a country needs.”
“Had veterans not been there, we would have been living as slaves somewhere.”
“There is more than just speeches, parades to remember veterans and celebrate Veterans Day.”
Veterans are the ones who heroically defend our rights to complain about Monday blues. Happy Veterans Day.”
“Today is the proud day for all the veterans and to enjoy their food and drinks with great pride. Happy Veterans Day.”
“A veteran is not born, a veteran is created with your own actions. Have a Happy Veterans Day.”
“Thanking all the veterans who served in the past and who are serving in the present.”
Funny Military One Liners Jokes
“You know you are completely safe when you are sleeping with a veteran. Happy Veterans Day.”
“Veterans are the real heroes who often miss the spotlight. Warm wishes on Veterans Day to our heroes.”
“Each and every scar that you wear is like a medal you have got for your service. Happy Veterans Day.”
“You may be fallen but you are not forgotten. Let us honor our Veterans Day.”
“Brave are the veterans who fought for us and who inspire us every day. Happy Veterans Day.”
“With veterans around, we have nothing to worry as they can take care of all the wrong happening around.”
“Partying on Veterans Day is not the right way to honor the veterans. Remember them and thank them.”
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